Top quotes by Chris Rock

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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do." - Chris Rock



"I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity." - Chris Rock

"If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game." - Chris Rock

"Comedy is the blues for people who can?t sing." - Chris Rock

"Men are as faithful as their options." - Chris Rock

"You cannot win in a fight against women, cause men have a need to make sense." - Chris Rock

"Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it's about having a lot of options." - Chris Rock

"Only a woman can make you feel wrong for doing something right." - Chris Rock

"Anyone who makes up their mind about an issue before they hear the issue is a fool." - Chris Rock

"If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty." - Chris Rock

"Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. " - Chris Rock

"There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." - Chris Rock

"I live in a neighbourhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot." - Chris Rock

"A sense of humour is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage." - Chris Rock