1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths,
does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
2. Girls are like mangoes, while you are waiting for them
to be ripe, others are eating them with salt.
3. Whoever presents his own head to break coconut
would not be able to partake in the eating of it.
4. A man who hangs around a beautiful girl without
saying a word ends up fetching water for guests at her
wedding.
5. A man who counts his money after withdrawing from
the ATM has trust issues.
6. If something that was going to chop off your head only
knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.
7. When a girl has beauty without Brains, the Private
parts suffer the most.
8. Having a Female as a Best friend is like having
Chicken for a pet, You will eat it some day.
9. The wolf on the hill is not as hungry as the wolf
climbing the hill.
10. Never let negative and toxic people rent space in
your head. Raise the rent & kick them out.
11. Life goes on, Even if you don't want it to.
12. Drinking garri doesn't mean you're poor but allowing
it to swell before drinking is poverty.
13. The buttocks are like a married couple though there
is constant friction between them, they will still love and
live together. By Pete
14. A person who sells eggs should not start a fight in the market.
No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky ,it will definitely come down to look for food
15. Respect the fools to avoid noise
16. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.
17. You cannot convince a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana
18. No Matter How Hot Your Anger May Be, It Cannot Cook
19. Without fools there would be no wisdom.
20. however much the buttocks are in a hurry, they will always remain behind
21. Before You go out with a widow, you must first ask her what killed the husband.
'22. A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles'
23. There's no virgin in a maternity ward...
24. Don’t mistake a short man for a boy
25. Anger, no matter how hot it is, can never cook yam.
26. A goat’s frown cannot stop it from being taken to the market.
27. A monkey that eats grass instead of banana is a goat.
28. No matter how far you urinate, the last
drop always falls at your feet’’
29. Never underestimate the power of silly people in large numbers.
30. Don’t mistake a short man for a boy
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