Funny football joke

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL.

Wife: which teams are playing?
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United
Wife: oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..
Husband: that’s a good team..
Wife: is Drogba playing?
Husband: he doesn’t play for any of these
teams…
Wife: okay sweet…. Is that Chris Brown?
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain…
Wife: okay but they look the same… what’s the
yellow card for?
Husband: it’s a warning to the player…
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester
United…
Wife: [celebrates in high mood] is that
Chamberlain who has scored?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester
United…!!!
Wife: [furious] how? It should be arsenal who
should have scored!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for?
Husband: [bored] that means the player should
go out of the pitch for misbehaving.
Wife: then is he going to be a coach?
Husband: [unwilling to answer] aaaaaaaaa no…
Wife: it’s the same with traffic lights: yellow-
warning; red=danger.
Husband: exactly darling…
Wife what about the green card?
Husband: mmm nothing of that kind in a field of
play…
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup…
Husband: [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like
Mr. Bean?
Husband: [bored] it’s the Arsenal coach… Arsene
Wenger.
Wife: that means the other opponent’s coach is
Manchester Wenger?
Husband: [changes the channel]