Motivational, but funny

MOTIVATION" When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself; "what are some of the secrets to success in life?" I found the answer right there in my very room. The fan said,"be cool", the roof said, "aim high", the window said, "see the world" ,the clock said, "every minute is precious", the mirror said, "reflect before you act". The calender said, "be up to date". The door said, "push hard for your goals".  The mat said "kneel down and pray".The toilet said "flush the haters that don't want to see u come out to anything good in life! The Bible laughed and said, "read me for direction". Send this to motivate people who are important to u, I just did!!!