Funny proverbs that will inspire you

FUNNY PROVERBS BUT VERY INSPIRING 

1. The little opportunity given to a monkey to wear cloths,
does not guarantee it to join the dinning table.

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21 Causes and solutions to business failure

What can cause my business to fail?  Have you asked  yourself this question before? In this article you will get to know 21 factors that can cause business failure...

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Rochas welcomes Imo stars to Eastern Palm University

IMSU STUDENTS ARE WELCOME TO EASTERN PALM UNIVERSITY OGBOKO -says Gov. Rochas 

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Comparison between Tecno boom J5 and J7

In 2015 Tecno mobile released the Tecno boom J5 and boom J7

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Get 250mb for N300 on Airtel

Airtel has introduced an affordable data plan for whatsapp users. This plan enables them to get 250mb for N300

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Get 1G for 1k and 2G for 2k on Etisalat

Etisalat has become one of the fastest growing mobile networks in Nigeria, blazing very well and with good data plans

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Cheapest Etisalat data plans

Etisalat has become one of the fastest growing mobile networks in Nigeria, blazing very well and with good data plans for subscribers

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How to check your Glo blackberry data plan balance

Glo network enables its subscribers to know
the balance

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How to subscribe to Glo blackberry data plan

This article is only for blackberry users who may find it difficult to subscribe their blackberry phone

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How can I share my data with my Glo line

Glo network enables its subscribers to share their data services with friends

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Glo 1.5GB for N1000 subscription

Glo network is one of the bet when it comes to offering data services to their subscribers. Glo offers so many options to subscribers

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Comparing Tecno Boom J8, J7 and J5

After the production of Tecno boom J8 in early 2016, we decided to compare it with its predecessors (Boom J7 and J5)

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Tecno Boom J8: Photos and full Specification

                                                    Tecno Boom J8 
Over the past few years, Tecno mobile has been doing very well in producing good phones. The Tecno boom J8 which was the successor to Boom J7

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Images: Motivational and inspirational quotes

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Image: 15 fabulous quotes that will inspire you

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Funny football joke

WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS
REALLY STRESSFUL.

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Top quotes by Confucius

"Think no vice so small that you may commit it, and no virtue so small that you may over look it." -

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Top quotes by Coco Chanel

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." - Coco Chanel

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Top quotes by Cicero

"It has seemed to be more necessary to have regard to the weight of words rather than to their number."

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Top quotes by Christopher Hitchens

"That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence." -

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Top quotes by Christopher Dawson

The Catholic ideal is to order the whole of life towards unity, not by the denial and destruction of the natural human values, but

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Top quotes by Chris Rock

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Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do." - Chris Rock

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Top quotes by Chinua Achebe

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Top quotes Chet Atkins

"A long apprenticeship is the most logical way to success. The only alternative is overnight stardom, but I can't give you a formula for that

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Top quotes by Charlie Chaplin

"A day without laughter is a day wasted

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Top quotes by Charles Dickens

"There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts." - Charles Dickens

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Top quotes by Charles Darwin

"It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent that survives. It is the one that is the most adaptable to change

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Top quotes by Chanukah

"A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first." - Chanukah

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Top quotes by Carl Sagan

                             

        "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known

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Top quotes by Carl Jung

"Your visions will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." -

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Top quotes by Calvin Coolidge

"It takes a great man to be a good listener.

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20 Laws of success

"Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other. " - 

Abraham Lincoln

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Photos for top 10 motivational quotes

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Manchester United 2015/16 new Jersey

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Image for Manchester United 2015/16 new Jersey

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Top quotes by C.S.LEWIS

"Christianity, if false, is not important. If Christianity is true, however, it is of infinite importance. What it cannot be is moderately important." - C. S. Lewis

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Funny but it's true: Say "NO" to same sex

Dear white men, you asked us
to wear coats
in the hot sun, we did.
- You said we should speak your
language, we
have obediently ignored ours. -

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How to cancel already sent mails

Mistakenly sending a mail to someone you never intend to can be annoying sometimes. You may have hit the reply all button or even worst forgot to attach a file.

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Crocodile browser lite

Two young talents from Nigeria going by the name Anesi (16 years old) and his brother Osine (14 year old).
This firm called ‘Bludoors’ was started by t

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Messi and Antonella welcomes another son

Lionel Messi and his girlfriend
Antonella Roccuzzo

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Nigerian former senator arrested in Saudi Arabia

Senator Hassan Barbara who represented
the Adamawa South Senatorial District
between 2011 and 2015 as a PDP
lawmaker was arrested by
Saudi Arabian authorities after he was
found travelling with a revoked diplomatic
passport and claiming to be an employee
of the Nigerian Embassy

According to The Nation, Senator Barata,
who is in Saudi Arabia to observe the

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Top 30 Inspirational quotes for you

"If you can't feed a hundred people, then just feed one." - Mother Teresa

"A friend is one who has the same enemies as you have." - Abraham Lincoln

"I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back." - Abraham Lincoln

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Love birthday massage for your loved ones

I have a completely different perspective of love and how it can transform a minor moment into a major feeling of happiness and beauty. Happy Birthday, Love!

I love you with an intensity that I can't explain. I love the way to feel and I love to say your name. I love to see your beautiful face and those other gorgeous parts. My love for you has grown stronger and stronger. You're a permanent part of my heart.

Being with you does things to me, like my heart skipping beats, like my smile getting super wide, like the butterflies I sometimes feel inside. Being with you does things you see. It makes me know everday that because of you I'm a happier me! Happy Birthday

From year to year, from decade to decade, from century to century...our love has stood the test of time. I love you. Happy Birthday!

Having someone to love makes YOU one lucky sweetheart! Happy Birthday!

When I'm in your arms, the warmth of your love brings me comfort and happiness. Happy Birthday!

Thank you for all you do for me. Thank you for giving me love so freely. Thank you for making me laugh and smile. I'm so thankful that I've found you and love at last! Happy Birthday!

I can't really count the ways that I love you...all I can say is "Infinity"! Happy Birthday!

You are the showstopper that has my total attention. Happy Birthday

The past gave us wonderful memories. Today brings us into the here and now of togetherness. Tomorrow we'll create more wonderful moments in time. Happy Birthday!

There are so many things I love about you...your hair, your scent, your lips, your eyes, your ...well, I'll just stop there, but I could go on all day with this. Happy Birthday!

A Special Event: I'm having a very special birthday party that can only accommodate two. Attire: Birthday Suits.

My world revolves around you. You are the brightness that outshines the sun and the moon. I love you, Special One. Happy Birthday!

I would absolutely love to hand you the world on a plate if that would make you happy. However, the only thing that I have is my love and my life to give you. Happy Birthday

As luck would have it, I'm the luckiest person on the planet. My great fortune comes from having someone as amazing as you to care about me and to love me just as I am. Happy Birthday!

You look gorgeous every time I see you no matter where we may be. There's something so very fantastic about you that brings out the beauty I see. Happy Birthday!

I would love to give you something special. How about, for every candle, we...?? Well, I'll let you fill in the blank. Happy Birthday!

I wrote a poem just for you: You have the most lovely parts, every single one. I love when I can enjoy them. Life's about love and fun! Happy Birthday!

Your thoughtfulness and consideration are really refreshing. I love spending time with you. I just am so happy that you are mine and I am yours, Love. Happy Birthday!

I really am grateful that you are a part of my life and that you make me feel whole. Happy Birthday!

My days are happier because of you. Knowing I have you to love gives my life greater meaning. Happy Birthday!

I believe we are a matched pair....perfect for one another...tailored for love and a happy life together. Happy Birthday!

Every moment matters when I am with you. Having you in my life makes me realize how important and wonderful LOVE is! Happy Birthday!


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Amazing quotes from Cicero and Coco Chanel

"To stumble twice against the same stone is a proverbial disgrace." - Cicero

"Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error." - cicero

"A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous." - Coco Chanel

"You live but once; you might as well be amusing." - Coco Chanel

"The most courageous act is still to think for yourself. Aloud." - Coco Chanel

"Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman." - Coco Chanel

"Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door." - Coco Chanel

"Fashion changes, but style endures." - Coco Chanel

"Success is most often achieved by those who don't know that failure is inevitable." - Coco Chanel

"Simplicity is the keynote of all true elegance." - Coco Chanel

"My life didn't please me, so I created my life." - Coco Chanel

"I don't do fashion, I AM fashion." - Coco Chanel

"Only those with no memory insist on their originality." - Coco Chanel

"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." - Coco Chanel

"I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like." - Coco Chanel

"Passion goes, Boredom remains." - Coco Chanel

"A woman can be over dressed but never over elegant." - Coco Chanel

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More news feed settings added to Facebook

Facebook is of recent unrolling new settings that will give users more control over what they see on the news feed.

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Birthday massage for your card

Wishes that each happy hour of your day bring more and more exciting moments your way!

Your birthday is special and worthy of celebrating. Happy Birthday To YOU!

My hope is that your day is colored with joy, smiles, and plenty of sunshine!

I wish a wish for you that is exactly what you want, too! Happy Birthday!

Even though birthdays come every year, treat this birthday like you don't know when the next will come...and you'll really have a blast!

Today is about you, all that you are, and all that you do. Happy Birthday to a fantastic person!

When I think of you, I get all fuzzy on the inside. You're a sweet person and I'm so thankful for how much you are a part of my life. Happy Birthday!

Who would want a birthday without the essentials for true happiness? May yours be filled with all the brews you can chug!

WOW! Can you believe that this card is like way better than just a plain old "car"? It is...It's portable, flexible, able to customized, and totally just for you...it's a card! Can't you see this card's glory!!?!?
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If your birthday is anything like my golf game...you are probably a lot more years than either one of us is willing to disclose. Happy Birthday!..

Ever wonder what it would be like to get a gorgeous Italian sports car for your birthday? Ever wonder what it feels like to respond to one of those "never gonna happen" statements? Happy Birthday, anyway!

You mean more to us than just the day. Your birthday is a celebration of you in every way!

Beachcombing would be a perfect addition to this day. It's your birthday and you deserve some sun, sand, and surf! Happy Birthday!

Never let age stop you from enjoy everything that life has to offer. You're doing a fantastic job so far! Great things are definitely up ahead! Happy Birthday!

Possibilities await you as your birthday kicks off a new year of your life. May it be wonderful, full of splendor, and totally beyond belief! Happy Birthday!

I couldn't really tell you what you mean to everyone. I can only tell you what you mean to me. Your sweetness, your honesty, your warmth, and consideration are all so admirable. You're a great person, inside and out! Happy Birthday!.

What you do to our world is, in a word, beautify...with your warm smile and the way that you live your life. Happy Birthday! May it be a day that's twice as nice!

We should all be so honored to have brought the brightness that you have brought to the world. Go, You! Happy Birthday!
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No matter where you go in life, my hope is that you have the most wonderful experiences ever....especially on your birthday!

Hope your birthday makes you smile as you receive the most wonderful gifts, treats, family, and friends!

Watching you through the years, I have been able to see exactly how amazing you are and how magnificent you could be. You make me smile and you make others happy too. Happy Birthday To Awesome, Wonderful You!

Knowing you has been one of the most impactful relationships of my life. You're great! By the way...that was your gift. OK...Now back to your regularly scheduled program of sarcasm and teasing! Happy Birthday!

They say you can get a free birthday drink by just giving your server this card. Take it with you and let me know if it works. If they don't ask for ID, I'm using everyday for this next year!! Happy Birthday!

What if I told you that there was a bug in this card that could read your future? Yeah, it would definitely be too good to be true...especially
since you just squeezed the heck out of this thing. Happy Birthday!

Congratulations! Remember all of those wads of gum that you just couldn't help ingesting when we were young? You're free...they've just digested!! Happy Birthday.

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Top quotes by Buddha

"The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, nor to worry about the future, but to live the present moment wisely and earnestly." - Buddha

"However many holy words you read, however many you speak, what good will they do you if you do not act on upon them?" - Buddha

"You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." - Buddha

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Buddha

"Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without." - Buddha

"Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." - Buddha

"If you truly loved yourself, you could never hurt another." - Buddha

"There is no path to happiness: happiness is the path." - Buddha

"When the student is ready, the teacher will appear." - Buddha

"Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it." - Buddha

"Doubt everything. Find your own light." - Buddha

"An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." - Buddha

"Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared." - Buddha

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Top quotes by Bruce Lee

"Im not in this world to live up to your expectations and youre not in this world to live up to mine." - Bruce Lee

"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." - Bruce Lee

"Be happy, but never satisfied." - Bruce Lee

"Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them." - Bruce Lee

"Adapt what is useful, reject what is useless, and add what is specifically your own." - Bruce Lee

"To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities." - Bruce Lee

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who had practiced one kick 10,000 times." - Bruce Lee

"The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering." - Bruce Lee

"A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer." - Bruce Lee

"Empty your cup so that it may be filled; become devoid to gain totality." - Bruce Lee

"The great mistake is to anticipate the outcome of the engagement; you ought not to be thinking of whether it ends in victory or defeat. Let nature take its course, and your tools will strike at the right moment." - Bruce Lee

"If you spend too much time thinking about a thing, you'll never get it done." - Bruce Lee

"Time means a lot to me because you see I am also a learner and am often lost in the joy of forever developing." - Bruce Lee

"A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as something to aim at." - Bruce Lee

"Don't fear failure. Not failure, but low aim, is the crime. In great attempts it is glorious even to fail." - Bruce Lee

"Art calls for complete mastery of techniques, developed by reflection within the soul." - Bruce Lee

"The meaning of life is that it is to be lived, and it is not to be traded and conceptualized and squeezed into a patter of systems." - Bruce Lee

"If you don't want to slip up tomorrow, speak the truth today." - Bruce Lee

"A good teacher protects his pupils from his own influence." - Bruce Lee

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water." - Bruce Lee

"Do not deny the classical approach, simply as a reaction, or you will have created another pattern and trapped yourself there." - Bruce Lee

"Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick." - Bruce Lee

"Defeat is not defeat unless accepted as a reality-in your own mind." - Bruce Lee

"Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do." - Bruce Lee

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Top quotes by Brigitte Bardot

"Do you have to have a reason for loving?" - Brigitte Bardot

"A photograph can be an instant of life captured for eternity that will never cease looking back at you." - Brigitte Bardot

"I can't do the same thing every night, the same gestures... it's like putting on dirty panties every day." - Brigitte Bardot

"It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be." - Brigitte Bardot

"I have been very happy, very rich, very beautiful much adulated, very famous and very unhappy" - Brigitte Bardot

"When you're thirty you're old enough to know better, but still young enough to go ahead and do it." - Brigitte Bardot

"Only idiots refuse to change their minds." - Brigitte Bardot

"Percentages are why I am rich." - Brigitte Bardot

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Top quotes by Brian Clough

"Don't send me flowers when I'm dead. If you like me, send them while I'm alive." - Brian Clough

"I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one." - Brian Clough

"They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job." - Brian Clough

"When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair." - Brian Clough

"When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair." - Brian Clough

"When I go, God's going to have to give up his favourite chair." - Brian Clough

"When you get to a certain age, there is no coming back." - Brian Clough

"Who the hell wants fourteen pairs of shoes when they go on holiday? I haven't had fourteen pairs in my life." - Brian Clough

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